Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
