Plan B is the new Plan A
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
