Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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