Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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