Pants 0. Shit 1.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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