no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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