Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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