I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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