Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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