trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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