did you get engaged???
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dicks are not precious.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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