dude i'm inner monologue high
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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