Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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