No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Farmville is her only friend.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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