...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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