I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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