there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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