doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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