We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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