I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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