I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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