Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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