Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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