It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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