fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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