just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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