5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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