I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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