my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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