He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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