there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize