Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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