Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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