porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
