it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize