you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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