he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
either way he was missing a nipple.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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