You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
