Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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