Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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