Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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