Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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