Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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