im drinking this country out of the recession.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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