I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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