Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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