YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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