We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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