nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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