Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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