We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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