Sry I called you an 8
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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