Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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