when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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