Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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