In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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