How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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