he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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